Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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