She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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