And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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