I just saw a hot homeless man
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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