thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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