There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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