Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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