i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Drunk is not a location!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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