do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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