This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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