Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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