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what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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