I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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