Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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