I got chris browned last night
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
you win again, gameday.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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