Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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