Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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