I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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