He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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