Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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