you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
