I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
