as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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