I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
