its not stalking. its research.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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