is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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