I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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