barbara walters just said penis...
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
porn star boner night. come get it.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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