I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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