so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Randomize