You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
4 words: hood of his car
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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