youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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