it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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