At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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