On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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