I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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