I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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