We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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