You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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