How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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