you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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