im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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