he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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