i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
porn star boner night. come get it.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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