Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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