He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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