when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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