i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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