ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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