and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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