so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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