u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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