Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
