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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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