Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
