If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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