you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
