he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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