(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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